by Monkey on Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:24 pm
Mark... I'm, uh, a little concerned here. As red-blooded youngish Australians, all of us here have a fascination for Doug's arse, but you seem to be taking a little more interest than is usually appropriate. Now I'm glad that you're exploring this fascination, as it seems to be something that needs to be done (lest you find yourself one day wearing said arse severed and as a hat), but for god's sake, man - why air it on the interweb in front of god and everyone? Surely it's a topic more suited for your weekly counselling sessions.
Sincerely, etc.
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