Mark Selan - Sticky Strippers - Sunday - DONE (8 pages)

[mark selan]

And i'm going to try and do another 8 pages.

First here's a VS for Dan



This is actually my stock gag when people go "Me vs Them"

[mark selan]

The inspiration for Retarded Ninja, was a book me and Owen found at the pub last week called "Educating retarded children" (or something to that effect). It was from the 70s and legit, there was a picture of a kid wearing plaid pants next to a plaid recliner, and in the next picture he was gone. We then came up with a theme song, which i may get on the Skype and record.






I'm trying to link into all those sitcom cliches but i've already ran out, so the next couple will most likely suck.

[mark selan]

These two strips contain the sunday words of Doctor, Envelope and Ship - maybe i should have entered this in the manga category.

[mark selan]

And that's it, that's 8 pages of "Dah Dah Dah Retarded Ninja!" plus the one page of VS

I only realised that i was in the mature section at the last minute so i made the last strip worth it.




I might do another 8 tomorrow

[Gary Lau]

Hey Mark!

Retarded Ninja is funny! Hope you do more. I like the one where he think he winked!

[Owen Heitmann]

Haha, I totally forgot about Retarded Ninja. All great ideas begin at the pub. Love the theme song!

You didn't do the sitcom cliche of a B-grade celebrity appearing as themselves or a thinly disguised version thereof.

[Owen Heitmann]

Also, if you end up doing more Vs on Monday, I have requests:

Retarded Ninja vs real ninja

Condoleeza Rice vs Hillary Clinton (or Barbara Bush, take your pick)

Goth chick vs dead fish

Raver chick vs emo chick

Skinhead vs Lynyrd Skynyrd

Tori Spelling vs Paris Hilton

Macauley Culkin vs Frankie Muniz

Franke Potente vs Frank N Furter

Morticia Addams vs Lily Munster

Rev head vs Reverend

Whores vs horse

Cold inanimate object vs warm inanimate object

Okay yeah, I'm just spitting out random words now.

[tonia]

Heh - go retarded ninja! I for one, would like to hear the theme song made a reality - why just go for Skype, you could do a whole Youtube clip..

[dillon]

funniest blend of martial arts and mental disability i've seen a long time.

[mark selan]

Condoleeza Rice vs Hillary Clinton (or Barbara Bush, take your pick)

Goth chick vs dead fish

Raver chick vs emo chick

Morticia Addams vs Lily Munster

In my mind these are already written, though i may swap emo chick and dead fish. Thanks.

And in regards to your suggestion of B-Grade celebrity, I'm flicking through my copies of 5031 as we speak - for a very special episode of Retarded Ninja.

Tonia - In my mind its like the film clip for the Freinds' theme but with more retardness (if that's possible) and more ninjas

[mark selan]

Thanks Dillon, to be recognised with such greats as Beverly Hills Ninja, They Call me Bruce and They Still Call me Bruce, is quite an honour.

[SpectralAesthete]

RETARDED NNJA. LOVE, SO MUCH.