X-on Valdez - (Late Entry) The Haemarrhoid Conspiracy

[X-on Valdez]

Please note: This entry is ineligible for voting consideration. But it's eligible for laughing your ass off.

Hi hows it going i'm john, I'm friends with cybermotron and i've never done a comic before but really dig comics and want to have a crack at producing something that might hopefully make a few of u guys laugh. Not sure how long this is going to be or what its about but i've decide to make a collage comic, mainly because i can't draw but hopefully i can have a bit of fun with the medium. I don't know if this gets done often but i hope it'll be something fresh at the same time. Scratch you later, i gotta start cutting up all my mums porn.

[X-on Valdez]

[Cybermotron]

Love it man, but you already know it, cos your sitting next to me.

[Egofreaky]

Are ALL of those James Bond screencaps?

It's pretty awesome to pull it all off so nicely.... although I'm left wondering who's dick that is...

[The HighLord]

This is the funniest thing... EVER! Well not really, but it is hilarious. I'm also biased as I've seen the unposted third page...

[Adamiscool203]

Whoaa Johndo,
Checked out the old comic, quite the laugh. Word on the street is that is actually my penis, even though i was not too happy about it being so near to "Jaws".
Mo's Comic was quite mint. Quite mint indeed.

Yes so anyway hope to see some more installations in the future, make me proud Johndo X.

[BMB]

C'mon...more SPACE PENIS!

[maggie]

Considering the first thing that he's posted involved a giant phallus, I don't know what sort of omen this is, but...

X-on Valdez is our 500th member. And as such gets a special rank until he tells me he's tired of it and wants to be amongst the normal mortal ranks again.

Thanks for coming and...bringing your giant penis, X-on Valdez.

Maggie