OK, you cluckers. I'm sick as the proverbial dog and so I decided to spend my night taking your bait rather than slumping in bed watching TV. So here are my 3. They were done relatively quickly and on cold medicine, so it's not my best work.
But enough excuses and self-deprecation...
EDIT: Since there was time and I'm not delirious any more, I went back and did proper finishes.
A story about love:
(ah, dammit... I misspelled Guinness!)