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Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby davidjcunning on Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:25 am

It was with much pride that I walked into the local servo with dollars in hand to pay for this months Australian Penthouse magazine. Flipping past numerous noodie girls I came across (oh yes, I went there) the very thing I was looking for...Freak City - A comic strip by Graeme McDonald and myself. There I was thinking how could this get any better? Then I remembered...One of our other comic strips Modernity Blaze is being featured in NEXT months Australian Penthouse :D

So I urge you all to go out and purchase a copy and feel free to use the excuse I buy it for the comics!
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Re: Published in Penhouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby antains on Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:22 pm

Well done, Dave.
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Re: Published in Penhouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby Anomic on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:52 am

Can I just add, that Dave has done a great job on both strips and has carried himself very professionally (something noted by the editor as well) ... so keep an eye on this guy he has a glowing future in porn. :)
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Re: Published in Penhouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby antains on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:02 pm

Anomic wrote:Can I just add, that Dave has done a great job on both strips and has carried himself very professionally (something noted by the editor as well) ... so keep an eye on this guy he has a glowing future in porn. :)


Shouldn't that be "growing" future... :p
Aw, c'mon! Where're BMB or Jacen when I need a pun run?
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Re: Published in Penhouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby BMB on Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:10 pm

antains wrote:Shouldn't that be "growing" future... :p
Aw, c'mon! Where're BMB or Jacen when I need a pun run?


I wont lower myself to make an erection comment, I have far too much self respect.




Now Dave, I'd just like to say thanks. Why, you ask? Well let me tell you why:

Earlier today I was having my lunchtime wank. Lunchtime wank? Ok, let me explain:

Y'see, when I first wake up with my usual erection I have to quickly go and have a wank so that I can pee. Then later, at around 10.30-11.00 after doing my walking on the treadmill I go and have a shower, and I always end up getting a massive erection from the hot water caressing by sensitive balls and I need another wank. I call that one my wet wank. Ever seen how annoying it is to get sperm clots out of your pubes? I have, and that's why these days I always use Veet to keep my penis and testicles completely bald. Mmm, the semen just wipes straight off.

So anyway, here I was at the computer, I'd just eaten an apple and as I always do at 12.00 I got an erection, so I began to masturbate. At first I simply grasped it and pumped, but as the pre-cum dribbled I was able speed my rhythm and beat my meat at quite a heady pace. Lo and behold though I was able to stave off the money shot for a good 25 minutes. Now, when you tug your penis for that long at such an aggressive pace...you get swelling. As I sat there and watched in stunned horror, the end of my penis swelled and puffed like it had been stung be 17 bees! I could no longer even see my nob! Now I'm circumcised so not being able to see my nob is a BIG FUCKING DEAL.

I was sad. I was upset. I was even...morose. I just knew that there was no way I was going to be able to enjoy my 3.30 wank today. Thoughts of spermicidal backlog filling my prostate filled my head...I contemplated suicide, until I turned a page and saw your comic in the porno I had just happened to be using as lunchtime wank ammunition. It filled me with joy, with glee, with an abundance of rainbow coloured feelings.

So thank you Dave Cunning, thank you from the bottom of my heart. Because YOU, good sir, quite literally saved my life. :|>
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Re: Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby davidjcunning on Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:38 am

Oh my...
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Re: Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby JasonFranks on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:36 am

BMB, what have I told you about being mindful of your apostrophes?

Poor grammar indicates poor mental hygeine.

For shame.

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Re: Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby BMB on Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:16 am

Sorry, bees threw me off there. :p
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Re: Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby antains on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:52 pm

Yeah, bees. They're a real hummm-dinger. :p
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Re: Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby BMB on Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:08 am

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Re: Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby Paul Bedford on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:45 am

Man, I you mean I have to actually PAY for porn!
I can see myself now pathetically stuttering out an excuse for buying "N-no, really, my mate's work appears in it. And where's your toilet...?"

BMB...well, now I know now why you are always running off at the such specific times during cons. Btw: when are you getting along to a bloody meet? Coming along may stop you from getting...bloody meat. Boom ! Boom!

Dave: you forgot to plug your "Black" mag appearance as well.

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Re: Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby BMB on Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:59 am

Paul Bedford wrote:BMB...well, now I know now why you are always running off at the such specific times during cons. Btw: when are you getting along to a bloody meet? Coming along may stop you from getting...bloody meat. Boom ! Boom!


Saturdays is Ben and Wife day, but she's going back to Thailand in the new year so I may find myself with a Saturday alone. :|>
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Re: Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby bluetoaster on Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:23 am

I aint buying any hand-made minis from you BMB.
The glue on the binding smells funny... and the gloss on the covers is really cloudy.

(ok, I'll stop.)

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Re: Published in Penthouse - Porn pays for pens and paper!

Postby BMB on Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:46 am

I'm offended.





















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(Sorry by the way Dave...)
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